1ST TIME MY STEP DAD SUCKS DICK

Oh.

Oh fuck yeah dad that smells so good.

Not so bad.

Why not hurt?

Eh, still manageable.

How about now?

Oh, I can already see us driving away,

you and the wheel, **** rattling behind the car

through the just-marined sun

as we disappear into the sunset

over the edge of a cliff.

Dad, what if I asked you to come to mine

and help me resolve a sex-day issue with my parents?

I would say I agree.

The time has come for an intervention

regarding the dad's addiction to socks and sandals.

Ah, it's a little too serious.

Oh, don't worry, leave your parents to me.

I'll just use my tuned technique.

Shit, I need somebody to fix this, you can do whatever you want to.

Fuck, god damn yeah.

Oh yeah, you do look dead.

Oh my god, yeah, fuck.

Oh my god, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh God.

Yeah, I keep going just like that.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my God, yes.

Oh God.

Thank you.

Oh God.

Oh God.

Oh God.