2009-06-13 Go Fuck Yourself and How
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My PPV instructional video for self-penetration!!
Published by TheToweringZiggurat
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Go fuck yourself and how.
Not so simple instructions to fucking yourself in the ass.
Probably the most useful piece of advice I can give you in the start.
Shave.
Hair causes friction, friction prevents entry.
And I mean shave.
Cock, balls, pubic area, ass.
As much as you can get, as good as you can get it.
Once you get pretty good, you can get by with hair.
Some people like to see hair, some people don't.
Myself, I'm a smoothie.
I hate body hair from the neck down.
As you can see, I use a penis pump.
Doesn't really matter how big you are, what you want is flaccidity control.
You need to be the size of your erection, but still being soft.
A pump will get you engorged to full girthiness, still leaving you pliable and flexible.
Which is crucial to turning yourself around and getting entry.
For lubrication, I use standard, everyday Vaseline.
Why? Because it's a moisture barrier and it doesn't absorb into your skin like most lubricants do.
A traditional water-based lubricant is okay.
However, you'll be constantly replacing it every few seconds.
Which means pulling out, re-lubing and re-inserting, which gets annoying.
Silicone lubricants are great slipperiness on the skin.
However, your sphincter tends to absorb the silicone lubricants like there's no tomorrow.
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