33. Muffy - The Vampire Layer (1992)

I'm Muffy. Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm Shiva. I would have had her if you hadn't messed me up.

You better be a little more careful about who you choose to rob.

That was a vampire.

That was just one of those goth chicks.

Didn't you see how she flew?

A goth chick **********?

Yeah.

You were supposed to come home with dinner. What happened?

I had food, but the woman took it away. I think she's a liar.

Did she look like a twig with blonde hair?

Muffy.

I am tired of hearing about that anorexic little pain in the ass.

Muffy TV show, Muffy website, Muffy action figures.

And now, because of her, I am hungry!

Now I'm upset.

And you need to calm me down.

You know what to do.

Yes, mistress.

Yeah... yeah...

Yeah, yeah, oh god, yeah.

Oh, yes, yes, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, oh, oh, oh, yeah, oh, o...h

That was very good, Blush.

Don't ever let a lair do that to you or your history. Do you understand?

Now, let's order dinner.

Come on, we've got to get out of here.

She'll be back and she won't be alone.

I'm counting on it.

A couple more of those gold coins and I'll pay my rent.

Muffy, Muffy, Muffy. Damn you're tiny. I bet you're the first person to have a life-size

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