7 deadly sins: ENVY

Watch now as Dan unveils a tale of one man's envy.

Oh fuck, here it comes, here it comes, fuck yeah, oh fuck, oh fuck yeah.

That was great.

Nice car.

I like the tip.

Looking good.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, our cross yeah

I suck at Mid-Map.

You fucking do suck, damn it.

Oh, yeah.

There's a tunnel.

I'm gonna shut my cock in there, don't you?

You like that, right?

Yeah.

I'm gonna shove my prick in your ass.

Oh, yeah.

That's my answer to that.

I'm not going to do it again.

Oh my God.

Oh.

Fuck yeah!

Oh yeah.

Yeah!

Uhhh

Oh

So, how old are you?

Forty.

Oh, I didn't realize you were so old.

So old, so old, so old.

Your sex life is over.

Playing the field, it's on over.

Why does it take you until 48 hours to get a job?

Look at those two. So young, so beautiful, so hot.

I can just see them having sex.

Oh.

Oh

Oh yeah.

Ah

Hello?

Feels good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh yeah.

Ah

40 years old. You're a successful professional.

You own a beautiful home.

You buy clothing whenever you want.

You travel frequently.

You have the good life, but...

That just ain't gonna happen.

Pray just pass me by

Ah!

Ah!

Oh

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