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Some of the league's biggest stars are now suffering side effects

from those hormones being mixed with masking agents. It's called penis power, John,

and it's taking over the NFL. It's about big dicks and who's got 'em.

This **** is awesome. We are joined by ESPN's reporter Erin Andrews live

from the locker room in New York. Hi Sarah and John,

I'm just so happy to be here. It was some of the biggest players

in the NFL right here in New York. Erin,

the NFL has been racked with this new performance enhancer, that is

fortunately ahead of its testers. What was the story in the locker room, Erin?

Well, the story in New York is these cocks are huge.

The NFL is just going to have to adjust its fashion.

There's no room in these uniforms for these huge cocks.

It looks like a great day in sports medicine, Erin.

Ladies, this is a horrible day for Origini Sports. How can you be so excited about

something this terrible?

I just hope that my mom gets to see this.

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