Alexis Texas big ass

You just like to watch, huh?

Can we, can we, um, just, like, just take a seat right here, I guess.

We can just kind of sit here and watch you. Is that cool?

I hope you're pretty entertaining, 'cause I said I need company for a reason.

I'm bored. I need something to do.

I don't know any tricks.

You don't know any tricks? I do.

I can count from 100 to 0 backwards.

I think the booty's just distracting you. Maybe that's why you don't have any talent.

That's the only one you have, counting?

It's an incredible, incredible ass.

Is it?

Miss, Miss Texas.

So, uh, what did you want from Miss Texas?

Oh, is that, is that distracting you?

Yeah, this isn't giving me my view a little bit.

Oh.

That's better.

It's talking to you.

So that's how mudslides happen.

Look at that. Incredible.

Oh, shit.

Usually I don't keep on wasting water, especially 'cause we're in a drought, but...

Maybe you should look it up, then.

You look pretty thirsty.

Maybe you should taste that.

Thirst is real.

Quencher of Earth.

Save the planet all at the same time.

Can I answer the door?

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