Alison Miller Bloated Farts

Oh god damn it.

I don't want to spend my whole day like, burping and farting, man I know what dairy does to me.

Oh, and then that Mexican food, oh so good.

Oh.

I'm so bloated and miserable.

Not okay.

Man, when I get indigestion like that, like this actually, it's like my burps and my farts have a mind of their own.

Ugh, doesn't matter where I'm at, I'm just gonna come out.

Oh god.

Excuse me, do you need to be so loud?

Ugh.

I don't want to go to the beach, my stomach is so, look at it, it's so big and bloated.

I can't go to the beach in my beautiful Brazilian bikini?

Like, farting?

And burping?

Not okay.

Not okay.

I want to go see all the hot boys, I want to flirt, I want to go get my suntan on, I'm like pasty white.

Summer's finally here, it's finally getting warm, I can go to the beach and get my tan on.

For real.

That one sounded wet.

Like, I can't have wet farts at the beach.

I can't have big belches at the beach.

Oh, God.

You know, if people could pay me to fart, God, it'd make so much money.

Seriously, drop it, Derry.

Plus Mexican food.

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