An Interview With A Cougar

So, my assistant explained to you that we're doing...

Here, have a seat.

Thank you.

You look great, by the way.

Thank you.

Well, I came dressed for the interview.

But I'm doing a series on my website called Cock Call.

Right.

Yeah, so I already interviewed Chuck Steak and Harry Balzac.

And they did successful videos for me.

So, you're my third cock.

Alright.

So, I've got your paperwork here, you know, for the release.

So, I just want you to sign that and then we'll get started.

And you can show me all your skills, huh?

Uh-huh, right.

I'm like, well, I can't believe, like, you're a porn star.

I'm just sitting here.

So, you came all the way from London.

Yes, I did, ma'am.

Well, I'm glad we could work the interview in today because you got to leave today, huh?

Yes.

Well, I mean, unless I make it big and then I can stay.

Well, I'm sure I have lots of work for you.

Really?

You look great.

Thank you.

Let me just get that stuff.

So, let's see.

Let's see that cock.

I need to see your body.

Alright.

So, if you could just...

Start taking my clothes off?

Uh-huh.

Alright.

And then if you're up to par here, then we'll have my assistant take some snapshots of you.

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