Andre Love teaches you how to cook the perfect breakfast
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Andre Love will share with you his tips on how to make your breakfast even healthier and more nutritious by adding Dick and Balls to it. This video is ideal for those who want to learn how to cook a delicious and healthy breakfast, as well as for those who just love to watch the process of cooking.
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Making breakfast?
Oh, man, you scared me!
Why are you so quiet?
Breakfast!
Want some eggs?
Yes, I will.
Can I help you?
No, don't help me.
You're disturbing me.
Can you just put me on the phone,
If you want.
I do.
I want breakfast.
There'll be breakfast. Coffee?
Yeah, coffee and eggs.
Should I turn on the stove?
I already turned it on.
In the kitchen.
One commander,
One what's-his-name.
One chef.
One chef, one captain.
You can just watch it,
But not to participate.
Only if I ask you to.
Man, I love the smell of that coffee.
I loved that Spanish.
See how easy it is, how easy it is.
So, eggs, huh?
You'll get your eggs.
You like your nipples?
Too impressed?
So, where are the noses?
Eggs.
Well, well, well, well, what else do I need?
I don't know what you want.
I don't want you getting in my way.
What are you filming?
How you make breakfast, you teach sexually.
You want to film me making my own breakfast?
We only fry in olive oil. Different oil.
And advertising to integrate
Fuck, they didn't pay me for it.
And the secret to a good egg is you need a frying pan.
As hot as possible, or you'll never get any luck.
I need them to scream.
We can add sausage to the eggs.
Yeah, well, you'd put your sausage everywhere, so get out of here. I've got the right ones.
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