Anya Olsen Will Do Whatever It Takes to Keep Her Son in School

Let me see, huh?

Fine.

So strange.

Yes, Mr. Nice to meet you.

I have no idea what this is all about.

So your son Cody, let me fill you in on all of this.

What does no nut November mean?

Going into football season, it actually helps

because they're not going to nut,

which takes away from their physical prowess.

And your son, he's paid all these girls you see here

to bet them money that they can make other students

on the team nut.

The whole point of this is that your son

can be team captain next season.

Sorry to tell you, but your son's getting expelled for this.

Wait, what?

You know, between me and you,

I've always thought you were very pretty.

And I think it's gotten you into a pretty

good opportunity here.

All right, how long do I have to make you nut?

That's what I like to hear.

It's really necessary, can't I just like suck your cock?

We'll get there, I don't even want to worry.

Call your son, let him know that he's not gonna be expelled.

Hey, Mr. Green just wanted me to call you

and tell you that you know that you're not gonna

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