April Bowlby & Katherine LaNasa Two and A Half Men

If my point is I can't afford to carry the mortgage on this place

But if we sell it then we can split the profit or I could buy you out. Do you have money? I will after we sell

If I can't get out from under these bills I may well have to declare bankruptcy

Wow

That's really serious. It is deadly serious

Well in that case

Am horny you're stressed seems like we both benefit. Well, I am really stressed

No, that's not gonna solve anything

Okay. Well, I'm gonna go take a shower. Let me know if you change your mind. I changed my mind

It's my sweet angel come to take me to heaven.

Don't touch me.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Well, I didn't wake up in my own *****, so yeah, kinda.

You are such a *****.

Many people find that to be an endearing quality.

I'm not one of them.

They would appear not.

We had fun last night though, right?

Oh, terrific.

What woman doesn't enjoy pleasing a man who falls ****** while he's in the middle of reciprocating?

That explains why I dreamt I was kissing Abe Lincoln.

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