Auf der Alm, da juckt die Lederhose
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1970's softccore German Comedy
Published by pertassman
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Ladies and gentlemen, please remain strapped in until the machine is rolled out.
The crew and the captain wish you a pleasant stay in Munich.
'Cause the time is right, you gotta hold on tight.
Don't be afraid to laugh, don't be afraid to dance, 'cause I'm the man with the master plan.
I'm gonna rock your body, roll your mind into a funky beat, you thought you left behind.
♪ So show me your feet to that low-down beat that's bound to make it down on the street ♪.
I'm gonna rock your body, roll your mind into a funky beat, you thought you left behind.
It's nothing.
Good day, do you have anything to declare?
Yeah, naked girls, and you know what?
Are you crazy?
Sure, why?
So you're coming with me.
I've already been to Customs.
Every once in a while we do a cross-section.
Now bring the naked women and the bag and all that stuff into yours.
Yeah, and the other one?
You leave that where it is.
Put it all here on the desk.
So...
Now, let's get your naked girls out of here.
Ah, Miss Sherry and Madame Cognac.
Fire.
Uh-huh.
So this is your bedroom door to mend.
Do you mind?
So that's where you like it.
Well, it'll be expensive, I'll tell you that.
How long are you going to keep me here?
You'll be on soon. It won't be long now.
I promise you that, miss.
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