babes

Mm-hmm.

You deserve it.

I dusted the other day.

You didn't even notice I cleaned that. That was hideously dirty.

The rug?

The dishwasher!

Oh yeah, it was.

Pretty bad.

Ew, the oven is dirty too. I should do something about it.

So, should we pump it just with air?

But they won't float then.

Let's just go pick something up at Cub.

No, because the whole idea was that they're narwhals and she likes narwhals.

I didn't want to do it just--

Didn't I say I thought Cub had them?

Ron said no, he's sorry, but they don't.

Oh, he should have came here.

Huh.

Oh well, I mean I don't care.

I do, but what can I do?

I don't know what else to call.

Well,

a stroker does them and so does Hy-Vee.

What do you call Hy-Vee?

I'm not driving the Hy-Vee for some damn-- to fill some damn balloon.

That's just silly.

Alright, I don't know what to do with this.

How come you didn't hang it, you know, in front of the steps?

I was thinking about it.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

You know what else?

I don't have her present.

What?

Because UPS transferred it to the post office on June 9th.

And I sent a letter to the guy that sold it to me on Etsy,

and he said, "I've been running into this a lot lately."

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