babysitter interview

So, you know, I was taught in my class,

so, you know, your **** would be in safe hands

'cause I'm not gonna be a ditz and let them run around.

Oh my gosh, you have no idea.

I mean, I've interviewed so many different girls

and it just varies the issues between them.

And I've even hired a couple, I was not impressed.

I mean, their attention to detail and following directions

was definitely not there.

So I also, I read up on you a little bit,

I did my research and I saw that you graduated

with a 4.0, I mean, wow, you must be really smart, huh?

Yeah, I was like the valedictorian.

I tutored a lot of people younger than me

and those in my grade, so.

Nice.

You know, if your **** need any help,

I can totally help them.

Yeah, that's great.

Well, yeah, you're gonna be spending a lot of time with them

and I mean, and with me as well,

I mean, 'cause you said you were okay

with doing housework and whatnot.

Yeah.

So you like structure and direction.

Yeah.

Well, that's great, yeah.

I just have this little tool here.

Let me get closer so you can really see it.

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