Bench press me with your face - smothering

So if you can resist, that means you can not be, right?

I'm tired, that's it.

Yeah?

What you gonna do?

What happened here?

Come here, pick me up.

Come on, you can do it.

There you go, right there.

And, there you go.

No, you have to lift me straight up.

Come on.

Come on, lift, lift.

Come on.

There you go.

You can't keep me up?

It's okay, here.

Right here.

Good.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I'm going to go.

I was trying to escape from you.

Thank you for watching.

Oh, good boy.

Oh.

Hello, little plant.

Ah!

It's just a plant, bugger!

Oh.

Okay.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Self-pity.

I'm very dead.

Sorry I'm not going to eat you.

I'm dead.

Oh, you're too new. I don't like it anymore. That's right.

You want to start lifting more so you can pick me up after you're done?

Come on, I'll weigh you. I'm 105 pounds. Pussy.

You want to start working out so you can hold your fucking head still?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Take a look at my arm.

Take it.

Yes.

Uh-uh.

What are you touching there?

Do you like it?

Oh, I do.

What the fuck can I tell you about shaving?

Shave your face!

You can give me razor burn, or rug burn, or whatever.

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