Big Booty Goth Princess Dandy gets over bf with big cock

What the fuck?

You don't want to know.

I kinda do.

Well, you know my boyfriend?

Yeah.

First of all, he's now my ex-boyfriend.

He literally just broke up with me.

Oh, he's breaking his legs?

Yes. Please.

He did this, first of all.

Come.

Oh, I thought...

Wait, what?

Yes. Okay, so last night we were fucking.

And like, not great.

It was like two minutes.

And he's fucking me from behind, which is like, I feel pretty okay, but you tell you it's about to bust anyway.

So I turn around, I'm just trying to slow him down, and he just explodes in my face.

And he's not even trying to shoot away, he's like right in my face.

And I'm dodging it.

Got me right in the eye.

Oh!

Yeah, both eyes, but we had a casualty.

So yeah, I look a little evil today.

Yeah, definitely.

It's fine, right?

Yes, that's hard building a spine.

You got it going on like this.

And then today, I was like, "Hey, could you not do that anymore?"

Because I can't look like this, this is not sexy.

And he's just like, "I think we should see other people."

And I'm like, "I can't see anything right now, but okay."

Yeah, so, great idea.

So.

God.

So that's been my day.

Yeah.

So what's going on with you?

You look so down in the dumps right now.

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