BJRAW BTS interview with Kira Noir

That's your line?

I want to say fuck a lot. Or I try to. Sometimes I can't quite do that.

You do fuck a lot.

Really? That's a lie. Who told you that?

I think I've heard it somewhere. I don't know where. I think it was the internet.

You believe everything you see on the internet?

The internet never lies.

It's like when you feel sick and you google the symptoms.

And you have that rare disease from fucking Armenia.

Every time I do that it always tells me that I just need more cum.

Tum is actually very therapeutic. It clears up your skin, it helps your throat, it improves your mood.

There's actually been studies showing that women who are cream pied are happier on average than everybody else.

Oh my goodness. What about facial?

You know they should do a study for that. I feel like I'm a volunteer.

Because that's what we're going to do today.

Really? We could start our own study.

Alright, let's study my mood right after getting a facial.

So we're going to start that today.

We're going to come all over that pretty face.

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