Black Bottom Gets Fucked

She's standing on the front step.

She turns around, taps me on the leg twice.

"Hm, hm."

She says, "Pardon me."

I said, "What the fuck did you just say?"

This is a little black baby.

I don't know, I'm a boss, y'all.

It's fine.

We get done watching TV, the great baby goes to get off the couch.

But she didn't get off the couch like a regular baby.

Regular babies turn on their stomach and they slide down until they detip something.

Sometimes it's the floor, sometimes it's not.

That's the gamble that a regular baby is willing to take.

The great baby didn't do that. The great baby sat up in the hay and jumped.

She landed with both hands in the air.

She looked at me and she said, "Ten? Is it a ten?"

You fucking right that that thing's hit, great baby.

You sucked the shit out of that landing.

Is this what I've seen enough of?

I've seen enough. I'm going away by the great baby.

The great baby can take care of herself.

The great baby can take care of herself.