Bucky Beaver's Stags, Loops & Peeps #60
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Solo Girls
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traveling salesman on the train. He wasn't young so he wore a toupee to more or less help him on
his sales because it's important to look youthful in business. As it happened as he got into the
upper berth his toupee slipped off and his fate would have it fell into the lower berth. He didn't
want to raise a fuss and call the porter so he figured he could just reach down there and get
it and he's reaching around down there in the lower berth reaching all of a sudden he hears
somebody in a feminine voice "oh oh oh that's it oh oh that's it" he says "no it isn't mine's parted
on the side"
♪ Go, go, go,... go,go ♪
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite.
I jumped high up into the air and when I hit the ground,
that crafty redback spider wasn't nowhere to be found.
I rushed into the missus, told her just where I'd been bitten.
She grabbed a cutthroat razor blade and I nearly took a fit.
I said just forget what's on your mind and call a doctor please,
'cause I've got a feeling that your cure is worse than the disease.
There was a redback on the toilet seat when I was there last night.
I didn't see him in the dark but boy I felt his bite.
And now I'm here in hospital, a sad and sorry plight,
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