butt stink champion

We need that championship.

Good job, girl.

Okay.

Alright, next, we're going to move you over to the booty shaker.

Okay.

But first, stay right there.

I need to smell your butt.

To make sure it's the stinkiest butt hole ever.

Could you bend over a little bit?

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

A few more things and I think we'll have it.

Here.

Do it again.

Alright, right over here we have the booty shaker.

Go ahead and step in here.

Okay.

What does this do?

Well, it's going to increase circulation, which will increase perforation,

and it might loosen up some of that gas from those beans you ate earlier to help you fart.

Okay.

And then we're going to eat some more later, that 12 bean soup, to really get your gas going.

Okay.

So, when you're ready, you turn it on, and when you've had enough, you turn it off right here.

Okay. Where does it go?

You move it around and see what feels the best.

Okay.

Whatever creates the most friction in between your ass cheeks.

Okay. So, on my scapula does that matter?

Give it a try.

Okay.

Hell yeah!

You can't hold back any gas when you're doing that?

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