Cable Contracts are Hard to Break

I'll just call and cancel it.

Of course I speak to talk in English, I'm in America.

Yes. Yes, I would like to cancel my cable service please.

555-1234.

Because it sucks. There's never anything on. Every time I turn my TV on, there's always static. There's nothing.

No, I understand. I understand that I'm under a contract. But if I can never watch it, what's the point in having it?

No, I'm not going to pay you another dime. I've been without anything on the TV for over a week now.

Yes, I did call.

No, your cable service just is shitty and it sucks. I would like to have it terminated as soon as possible.

Okay.

Well, that's taken care of.

Hey.

Hey, I'm going to take my cousin.

You and I are trying to get your service.

That was really fast.

I was in the waiting room.

I just called this morning.

Yeah.

That's fine. I really need to get it disconnected so I can get another service.

I don't think it will take long. It will be a pretty quick process.

About how long do you think?

I don't know. 15, 20 minutes.

Okay.

Now, first of all, you did read your contract, right?

I kind of skimmed over it.

Oh.

I don't read these contracts anymore.

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