Case No. 8001438 - Not So Pregnant After All

One of my managers thinks that you were shoplifting.

My manager and I both maybe think that that's a fake belly.

There are approximately 27 million active shoplifters

in our nation today.

American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft.

We didn't do anything, go ahead.

Can I get you to put your arms to the side?

It's very heavy, I need the extra support.

I mean, that sounds like metal.

Oh my God, what are you doing?

You made me **********.

How many items did you take?

In the business of retail,

there are two separate but equally important parties.

The teen shoplifter that tries to steal the merchandise

and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way.

We got the thief, over.

She's on the desk.

I'm gonna do a full cavity search right now.

Full cavity?

Are you finger fucking me right now

or are you being fucking for real?

I'm not finger fucking you, ma'am.

I'm looking for ****** merchandise.

Having an orgasm, is everything okay up there?

Once caught, these officers need to make sure

these rebellious juveniles never steal again

by any means necessary.

Tell you what, see where I have you dip for ice

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