Case No. 8003415 - That Doesn’t Paint Lips, Babe - 4K Trailer

It's Chinese New Year.

Let me show you how it looks on me.

Are you allergic?

Why is your lip quivering so much?

There are approximately 27 million active shoplifters

in our nation today.

American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft.

You didn't do anything wrong.

I didn't know it vibrates.

I don't have respect for liars.

That is not actually yours.

Put your arms out beside you.

Why are you checking me like this?

I'm just making sure that you don't have

any more ****** merchandise.

In the business of retail,

there are two separate but equally important parties.

The teen shoplifter that tries to steal the merchandise

and the loss prevention officer

who stands in their way.

You got the thief, over.

You can either remove your dress or I can do it for you.

Are you serious?

Does it look like I'm joking?

Really, you're gonna do that on me now?

Gotta conduct a proper cavity search.

Why don't you just turn around and have a seat for me?

Once caught, these officers need to make sure

these rebellious juveniles never steal again

by any means necessary.

It's been a long time since I got any from a wife.

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