Caught From Behind 11

Oh, secretary!

Oh, my kidding, I have no secretary.

Okay, doctor, take a memo.

Dearest sweetheart,

how's your ten beds

and cash register?

Ha ha ha, just kidding.

Well, as you recall,

when I last spoke to you,

I was on my way to Hawaii,

for the eye,

and I left my clinic here

in the capable hands

of Dr. Sphinxter.

Well, much to my

Chey-grin...

How do you spell Chey-grin?

He did a very good job and I was hardly missed.

I was depressed.

Nobody needed me.

Dr. Proctor was upset.

Tears.

Well, guess what?

I'm back!

Now I'm here.

Snigster is on vacation.

Fuck him.

And I got some really exciting sessions coming up.

Lots of couples, guys and girls, with sexual hang-ups, frustrations, difficulties.

And I'll teach them the new way of life.

The adult alternative.

That there are better things in life than just the pussy.

I even have a Turkish girl who I'll be talking to soon.

We may all get to eat a little turkey with grease.

That's corny.

Well, I will continue to provide the message across this country.

We shall recite our song together.

Double your pleasure, double your fun.

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