Charli with Peter North in X Dreams

but I was given strict orders by the king

to see no one disturb you for any reason at all.

How very sweet, but that can't be

very comfortable for you.

Nor for you, ma'am.

Look what I found between the mattresses next to me.

Oh, Jester.

I am sorry, your princess ship.

It was rude of me to pull it out and display it to you.

I shall report to the whipping master at once.

Oh no, Jester.

You see, I turned away simply because I was ashamed.

You see, it belongs to me.

To you?

But why?

Our princess leads a very lonely and loveless life,

and I still am a woman and I still have desires.

I'm sorry, Jester.

But I doubt that you'd understand.

If your highness will pardon my rudeness, I do understand.

But Jester's life is much the same.

After all, who would bet a court fool?

Then we are much alike, my friend.

What sad lives we lead.

All too true.

Well, if your highness will excuse me, I will get back to my post under the mattress.

Of course I won't excuse you.

How can I ***** with you under there?

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