Cicciolina, Moana Pozzi, Ron Jeremy

Okay, I'm ready for the press.

How about we loosen things up a little bit, a little more intimate?

I don't care, because I hate abstinence.

We've decided to combine the extraordinary with the useful.

We want to clear things up because the whole world is talking about you, about sports and your affairs.

We want to free you from these compulsions.

That's fantastic. Because there are weirdos who think I'm a dickless jungle weasel.

And get paid by the Colombian Mafia.

You're the greatest, and we're all ready.

Yes.

Very good.

I also divide the football business and the personal needs.

So come on, girls.

You know the Jungle Number?

That's okay.

I'll show you, so watch out.

I serve a banana specialty.

We're all for every mess Hammfe.

Play nice with the bananas.

Come on, you, make me fat!