Climax 2000 Part 1
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Mike Horner
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I remember my first glimpse of him.
He was only a shadow on the landscape.
A visitor to movie location where we were shooting a piece of erotica called the Phantom Lady
It changed long ago.
Oh, Dusty, I want you to meet Christy.
She's going to be helping us with wardrobe on the set.
And something tells me she has the makings of a star.
But then again, what would I know?
Milton, you are so insincere when you're modest.
I know that.
But I would like you two to go ahead and get acquainted.
I, on the other hand, have a fuck film to direct.
So I'll be doing that. Toodles.
Dusty Collins, agent.
Christy Denton, nobody.
Take a poll among horny guys around the world and they'll tell you Luna is the hottest porn queen of them all.
And though she still has a bod that gives every red-blooded man the night sweats,
she worries about her advancing age.
The bitch you love to hate.
Who the hell are you?
Oh, my name's Will
I heard you were shooting a movie today
This is a closed set
I do not perform live sex acts for strangers
Oh
You wanna jack off, go rent one of my tapes
But I already have all your tapes, Miss Luna
Well, my number one fan, huh?
What did you say your name was?
Will.
Love to fuck you, Will, your Luna.
This should take care of you.
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