Cougar Interviews BBC

Okay, you can have a seat right here.

And tell me a bit about yourself.

Oh, well, you know, I have a little history in, you know, assisting people, driving, running errands, things of that nature.

You know, doing windows.

You do windows too.

Yeah, I do windows, surprisingly enough.

I do whatever you need me to do.

That's what I do.

Whatever you need me to do.

Okay, well that worked.

That was easy.

Yeah, that's what I need. I need somebody to take care of everything.

We could start by getting more comfortable.

Oh.

It is warm in here, is it not?

It is a little warm.

Yeah, I guess we, uh, we're good.

We'll start with that.

Okay.

I need somebody to be very attentive.

I can do that.

Yeah.

I can take some clothes off.

Yeah, whatever you need me to do.

It's getting warm in here.

Yeah, it is getting a little warm.

Ooh.

Damn.

What are you doing?

Ooh.

Hmm?

Hmm.

What is this?

Ooh.

Ooh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Mmmm

you

You're definitely well qualified for this position.

Stand down.

Stand down.

Mmmm

you

I love the lazy shit.

I love that.

Yeah, that's my last one.

Oh, God, yes.

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