Dad Says, It sure looks like your stepsis it teaching you how to kiss out of pity

Are you sure? You look really nervous.

It's okay, I'm fine.

No you're not. Come on, tell me.

I can't. I feel stupid.

Look, I know it's only a swap, but you can think of me like I really am your sister.

Well, I met this girl and she's coming over.

A date?

I guess.

So what's the problem?

Well, I've never really like...

Had sex before? Shocker.

Kissed a girl before.

Wait, what? Aren't you like 18 or something?

You know what, forget it.

No, no, no, no, wait. Come on, sit down. You don't need to be so dramatic.

Look, it's okay that you haven't kissed a girl before.

I'm sure there's plenty of girls that I haven't met before that think inexperience is kind of sweet.

I don't want to be the sweet, inexperienced guy that's never been worth kissing.

I want to be the dude that grabs the girl and kisses her, you know?

Look, you're my swap brother, and you're kind of sweet.

So I want you to take this back to your date.

What?

I'm going to kiss you, dingus.

Oh.

Okay, choke me this time a little bit.

Okay.

Whoa! What's going on here?

We're not doing what it looks like we're doing.

Really? Because it sure looks like your swap sister is teaching you how to kiss out of pity.

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