Delivery boy fucked for Tips

Don't hate the player, hate the game is what I say.

I just wish I had that special guy to call mine, you know?

Oh!

Shoot, I almost ate a pizza!

Pizza?

Arena, I thought you were on a cleanse.

What's a cleanse?

It's gluten-free pizza.

Oh, right.

Gluten-free.

That's not a thing.

No, it's like an easy out for everybody.

Well, hello there.

Hey, and a happy new year to you.

Thanks.

I have your gluten free vegan cheese pizza piping hot.

I bet it's piping hot.

Yeah, and it's $19.95 and that's not gluten too.

Oh don't worry, I have a tip for you.

Come here. Come inside.

And that's what's up.

boyfriend for the night. New boyfriend, this is everybody.

What's up?

So, um, what's the customary tip for pizza delivery?

For delivery, it's like 15%.

That's all? Well, I think I can handle more of a tip than that. Am I right?

Well, um, pizza's served best in the bathroom, so why don't you come with me? Come on, let's have fun.

Well, I want you to know that I've never done this before, but when I saw you, I just knew there was something about you that I had to have.

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