Diaballickall

It's so fucking horny.

I don't know, I don't really have a potential candidate.

Come around to the driver's side.

What's up, baby?

Hi, baby.

How you doing? - What's your name?

Brandon. - Hi Brandon, nice to meet you.

Hey, what's your name? - I'm Diabolical.

So, what are you doing out here?

I'm just enjoying the last day and all the scenery out here.

Oh, okay. So, Brandon, I'm out here looking for some dick and I'm kind of pressed for time.

So, can you... - You're so fun about it, huh?

Yeah, I was. - I love that. Straight to the point.

Straight to the point, 'cause I'm kind of pressed for time. - Hey, you came to the right place.

Oh, I came to the right place? - Yeah.

Oh, let me see. Whip it out. - You want to see what I have?

Yeah.

That's not gonna work, baby. You are cute, but it's not gonna work.

That's not gonna work? What are you talking about? - No, it's not gonna work.

It's not gonna work. I need something bigger. - What are you looking for?

Girl, you don't know what I would do to you.

Hey, you're missing out. Wait a minute. - Yeah?

Call me. 555-444... Jesus!

Oh, wow. We don't have any...

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