Dick Comparison! Is Mine Really Bigger Than Yours?
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Custom Video: I always say, that my dick is around 15cm long and 5cm thick - but I never measured it in front of the camera! We have to change that - for science, of course! I'm measuring it while it is soft and hard, regarding length, circumference and diameter. I use a ruler and a measuring tape. In the end, I cum in my hand, so that you can see, whether my load is bigger than yours, too. This video is especially for fans of SPH (small penis humiliation). (German, with English subtitles) Disclaimer: I had a lot of traffic noise outside my window on the day I recorded this. I was able to reduce the noise, but the audio quality suffered a bit - so my voice is a little bit choppy in some parts.
Published by EmilyAdaireTS
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Hi, I was wondering how big my dick is.
Actually, I always say about six inches long and three inches in diameter.
But I think it's time we get some reliable data.
We can see if I'm bigger than you or not
And all in the context of science, of course.
That's why we're going to do a thorough survey today.
My measuring tape and my ruler
And, yeah, let's see.
I'm going to take some time off so nothing can distract me.
He's still a **********
I think we're gonna do a reading before it gets hard.
I think yours is probably smaller than mine.
I'm pretty sure
And maybe it'll make you feel better if we get some smaller numbers here for you.
Let's see.
With the scope
I'll have to do the math later, which is in diameter.
I'll put the measuring tape around here.
I have to saw the glass again so I can finish it a little bit.
So we can do the official measurement
Getting some inspiration.
I can see how it'll get bigger
I'm getting there.
I have to add a little more.
Maybe even a little bit needed to get there.
My dick is as big as I can measure
I'm gonna turn around a bit.
I think that's how it should go down.
If I measure from down here, we're pretty close to three inches, I'd say.
I think it's a good fit.
I'll try to take my hand away so you can see it a little better.
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