Doing an interview with my partner -- and fucking her
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Wakey wakey! Time for breakfast!
What time is it? Breakfast time. You probably practiced in bed. I have. Did you bring me a full English breakfast? No.
Did you bring me... It's not good for you. Did you bring me basted eggs, hash browns?
No. Canadian bacon, fried tomatoes? No. I'm gonna put mine over there.
Can I sit up, please? What time did she get up? You don't want to know.
Just like in a hospital.
visions of the future.
Why do we have a hospital bed?
Who has a hospital bed at home?
Did you bake this yourself?
Oh yeah.
It's from the Loyola Tea Room.
Yum.
if you bake this yourself and you said no?
I did not.
Did you say yes?
Do you know how hard those are to do?
They're all sort of that
layered pastry stuff.
I like layered pastry.
Yeah, but it's not easy to make.
How did they do it at the Wiley time?
They made time.
They didn't make them at the Wiley time.
They have plenty of time.
Anybody?
No, thank you.
I've had porridge. Porridge? Yep.
Is that that stuff that looks like grits? Yes.
What's it taste like?
Um, it doesn't really have much flavor. It's a bit like
poi and grits and whatever. You get the flavor from what you add to it.
When we were **** you used to put a spoonful of jam in it.
Does it taste like jam? Jam and sweet.
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