Don't cry when a man licks you

you saw our ad in the paper, eh?

Yeah.

And you read the ad, right?

Uh-huh.

So, could you stand up for me, please?

Yeah, I have lots of modeling experience.

Do you?

Oh, yeah.

Really? That's good.

Can you turn around, please?

What a pretty girl.

You are so pretty.

Thank you.

You have an incredible figure.

Oh, thanks. You really think so?

Oh, yeah. I like.

I was really nervous about this.

Well, no, you're, you're...

structurally and functionally acceptable.

Thank you.

Um, so, you can start getting undressed for me, right?

That's a joke, right?

No, I'm serious.

You read the ad, right? The whole ad?

You know, after the part where it says how much money we pay,

where it says this is for adult modeling,

hardcore porn.

I thought you meant it was like adults who wanted to model.

No.

Like, as in, like, not ********.

No. Um, this is

for porn.

Um, that's what we do here.

So, um,

you don't have a problem getting undressed, right?

Yeah, I have a problem getting undressed.

Well, you saw how much money

we're paying, right?

So, I mean,

you know, it's up to you, but

if you're not interested in

trying out for adult modeling, then

you can leave.

I mean, it's up to you.

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