Drinking and Masturbating

My husband does. And even he helps pay the bills.

Anyway, I just wanted to, but I am really horny and I thought I'd take advantage of it.

So if you'll excuse me for a minute, I think I'm going to, it's a little early, but whatever.

It's, oh gosh, I've got a freaking light in here. Hold on.

Okay, so, um, our local liquor store had dollar days recently, so that went a little crazy.

So one of these wines, and they had all these different tastings and everything, so I tried

this and liked it.

Of course, it had nothing to do with the label, but it is a cool label, you know, it's called

the Promiscuous.

I, you know, wouldn't know nothing about that.

But, anyway, and actually, well, I didn't drink this whole thing right now, but, you

know, I had a little bit of this Coco Vino lefto and I finished that off, so, anyway.

And yes, I know it's 11 in the morning, give me a break.

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