Dylan Riley Gets Intense Drilling, Nightstick Included! Watch Her Go Wild!

I don't have any guns on me. No needles.

Well, first of all.

What?

I need to cite you for too much butt crack.

What?

What is this?

Someone took my fucking...

Turn around.

Someone took my...

Turn around.

Whoa, easy with that fucking nightstick, big tit patrol. Jeez.

You can't get anything past the big tit patrol.

What is this?

What is this?

Homegrown? Are you kidding?

Who does that anymore?

Oh, come on, dude.

That's fucking good homegrown.

My homie fucking grows it.

Look at the brown seeds.

It's like the best homegrown in the valley, yo.

Said by you?

Dude, something about my life raised me.

What else do you have?

I got nothing else.

What else? What is this?

Oh.

What the fuck is this?

That's...

Hey, hey, that's...

Bullshit. What are you hiding?

You're not authorized to check that area.

Like I said, you can't get past anything...

You have to call out...

Oh.

I'm sorry.

Maybe it isn't anything.

Maybe it's got something to do with the big tit patrol.

Um, well, seeing as though we have these down already,

and you want to get out of your ticket, don't you?

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