eat my tits bruenette begs chef to get fucked

Yeah, yeah. Luigi, I don't have an accent.

Why is it that you have this accent? Your name's Louie for Christ's sake.

Yes, but we own a pizza parlor. That's why I am Luigi, huh?

And Papa wouldn't be so proud, huh?

You big lug, I love you. You're small, but I still love you, huh?

But I think we're in trouble.

Come.

Hey, I think we are in trouble. The health inspector lady's here.

What is this?

This is a citation.

Citation? What the fuck for?

And what's this one for?

For asking what the other one was for.

Oh, brother.

Hey, hey, hey, don't worry.

This looks like a job for a smooth-talking Luigi.

So, how you doing there, sweet cheeks? Huh?

Now what?

Bribery.

Bribery? What bribe?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Your brother here wants to fuck me in the ass to keep me quiet.

Don't worry, I will handle this.

No, no, you've handled this.

So, how you doing there, sweet cheeks?

Yeah, yeah, you're going to get us in more hot water.

Look, I'll take care of this. Why don't you go down and clean the basement?

Do something! I'll handle this.

Okay, I'm out of here.

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