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And you get discouraged. And you find yourself close to giving up. If you haven't already.

Now, you've been pursuing one half of the population without luck.

But perhaps it's time to expand your search a little bit.

But you need to find a new taste. Give up what you've been searching for.

And try something new. Something different.

But not too different. I mean, you have one. You're familiar with it, aren't you?

You've played with it enough. You know your way around a cock, don't you?

Of course. You're a compulsive masturbator. You're always touching yourself.

Always stroking. Always jerking off. Now, granted, you don't look like that, do you?

I didn't think so. No. Because you are, well, I guess kind of a beat-up bitch, aren't you?

You are inferior in every way that counts in the world of dating.

You obviously don't have the looks. Or the charm. Or the size.

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