EP105 BTS087 - Ode To The Colonel
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I Am That I Am
Published by sexfactor
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Hi, I'm the Colonel. I'm 32 years old and I'm from North Carolina and I'm here to be a leader in porn.
This is quality!
The Colonel has only got a heart with a finger up his arse.
Look, look, look! That's not...
Colonel, spread your butt cheeks, you're on camera.
We wanna see that finger!
Go on!
I'm not getting in that water.
I think the girls are fucking smoking. They all seem really open-ended and ready to rock and have a good time.
Fucking bitches!
I'm ready to win this and take home the title.
I was stunned. It was almost like coming into paradise.
Like I left North Carolina and came to heaven.
Oh, fucking sexy.
I am beyond psyched up for this.
I've got energy. Are you fucking kidding me? How could I not be derp?
I want to interpret it.
Oh boy.
Nipples!
I'm doing my best to keep that together.
Her heart is a rock. I think she likes me.
I think this place is like paradise.
It's like I've lost North Carolina and came into heaven.
It's fantastic.
This is fucking awesome.
Oh my god!
Harder!
You got cool dudes here, you got hot chicks.
We got all the coffee we can drink, which is, you know...
I don't have a lot of energy, so that's good.
Cue sarcasm.
We'll get a scene coming up soon. I don't need to be nervous.
A little trick that I use when I get really worked up and anxious is I'll use hand massages.
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