Ex Con

And real quick, your stats, because you look like you're well built and I kind of want everyone to know what your stats are.

Your height and weight and age.

26, 5 foot 9, 165 pounds.

Wonderful. Firm muscle.

Do you work out every day?

No, about five times a week.

So you take a couple days off.

Right now I'm in a cutting cycle, so I was losing weight, so it's like two times a week.

So are you still losing weight or are you at your...

I'm plateaued right now, so in like another week or so I'll start building again.

It should be 4,000 calories in the gym, five times a week.

4,000 calories?

That's a lot of food.

When you eat healthy, does that make your cum taste cleaner?

I don't know.

You should ask your girlfriend.

So no sex for you then?

Nope.

Dang, you're not getting anything, huh?

That's good, good for you.

A loyal man.

Okay, so what I'd like for you to do is...

Is this really going to work?

It should.

Okay, why don't we have you get undressed and just sit right back down,

take everything off and just sit right back in the position you're in.

So you told me that you spent some time in prison.

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