Friends&Family-008 Interview and a Fuck With MILF

So I decided that's not good.

And my better half, Hitman, decided that I should be Friday.

And it stuck.

I've never heard of a Friday.

It's said often on TV, radio.

So now I'm hoping that when they hear the word Friday, they'll think of me.

How big are those things?

Oh, my floating devices?

Yeah.

The ones where it says, "Nobody will drown in my hot tub."

Yeah.

These are 41 double Ds.

Those are so perfect.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now, how did you get so lucky?

Look at those perfect nipples.

I just lucked out, didn't I?

I don't know.

I want to thank God.

I want to thank my surgeon.

You have very big nipples.

Thank you.

Those are perfect.

Beautiful nipples.

Yeah.

Come in for the kill, baby.

Want to see a little trick?

Let me know when you're ready.

Yeah, I'm on them.

Okay.

I'm almost ready.

Can you follow with me?

You want to go really slow.

Oh, wow.

Okay, here we go.

Here we go.

Together.

Right.

Then they like...

Wow.

That's what you like to see.

Yeah.

Those things are always erect.

I haven't seen those things go down.

And this is why I would never pierce my nipples.

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