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You are dripping with money and you are fabulously famous.

Yes, but I'm also a shy, sensitive man

who travels the Far East following the Swami Mahatma Mugi

in search of a higher state of spiritual bliss.

What are you doing here?

Well, I saw your naked pictures and I got a woody.

Can I come in?

I've been looking for a woman to fill the void in my life.

I've been searching for somebody to be a soul mate, a spiritual partner.

The only requirements would be that she be as famous as I am,

and of course as fabulously gorgeous as I am, so that we could get into all the right parties.

We could even get into nightclubs without waiting in line.

Oh Richard, so wonderful.

Well, it came to me as quite a surprise too.

I was just smitten with lust and the need for a joint tax return.

Will you marry me?

Oh Richard, yes! Yes!

But one thing, are those rumors true?

What rumors? There's no basis in those rumors. There's no fact in that.

Besides, the gerbil wasn't even hurt.

You're going to make a wonderful wife.

Oh, that's bad.

Yeah. - Like that?

Look at that.

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