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♪ Let the good times roll ♪
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And there I was, smack dab in the middle of Iraq.
We called it Fallujah.
3rd Marine Division, they were there.
3rd Ranger Battalion, they were there.
But I haven't been with a woman since Vietnam.
I went over there to live on my own accord and had a great, great time.
Until the COVID-19 hit and the lockdowns caused a bunch of bullshit.
And then, that's when the criminals come out the woodwork.
Me, I was not a criminal.
But by God, the criminals sure knew me.
I had Bitcoin. Yeah.
I had a finance account, crypto****.
Crypto**** is out of the mall.
And it is the biggest damn scam.
They get you all good and hot and wet with a crypto**** card.
No one...
Everybody wants that metal car.
Everybody wants that metal car, baby.
Stingy when you're working out.
Three times a day.
I'm doing the Jake Paul routine.
Two times a day.
Well, I forgot what I was saying. I had a traumatic brain injury over in Iraq.
I'm tired now. I decided to do other things that would help out my country.
That's right. I go to China.
What'd I just say?
Hell, I know.
My Mandarin sucks.
There.
That's all right.
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