Granny Exploits

Not enough guys, I think.

There wasn't hardly any that I fancied.

No, me neither.

No, no, but you know, well, you know, I just thought it was going to be a bit more livelier than that.

I know.

I mean, we got all dressed up.

Didn't we?

Even though I'm matching BBC.

Yeah, absolutely. And, you know, I just didn't seem interested to that.

Well, I'm as haughty as hell.

Yeah, I know.

How about you?

I mean, we were ready for it.

I'm still ready for it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, me too.

Didn't want to admit it.

Yeah.

Salt-n-pepper.

Oh, yeah, yeah, we're here now.

We're home now, aren't we?

We could have a little bit of fun.

We certainly are. We have to have a good time.

We do.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's lovely.

You know I can't resist your tits.

Oh, my God, look at you.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, and I sound like the feel of the BBC, don't you?

I do. You look so sexy on you.

Sexy on you too, darling.

I think you look even sexier with no knickers on.

You were there for the boys, ready for them.

I know.

I know.

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