Her Sperm sample - Ill Behaviour S1E2 - Lizzy Caplan

What's going on?

I'm here to preserve your DNA for posterity.

No!

By any means necessary.

You're quoting Malcolm X.

You're trying to equate this with the black liberation struggle.

I am liberating your genetic code.

You can't take my sperm against my will.

You sure about that?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, actually I'm very sure.

You really think that your willpower can overcome my formality?

Call that move, "Le Twirl."

That's not-- that's not how it happened.

Hmm. Charlie Jr. seems to have other ideas.

No, no, you haven't won, 'cause I'm not enjoying it.

Everybody never lies, and I diagnosed you with a massive heart ******.

Oh, God. Oh, God. - And the great news is, it's a freebie.

You can tell your wife I had no choice.

They tied me down, they jerked me off against my will,

so you're covered. Lie back. Just go with the flow.

Oh, God.

Oh, oh, wait. We are about to have a lift-off.

Oh, God. - Houston, we do not have a problem.

No, I withdraw consent. I withdraw consent.

This is not normal. I'm so ********.

Well done, mate.