His Favorite Nurse Knows Just What He Needs!

Give a damn about how I look, shit, I can't fucking see shit.

I got one damn eye.

Well, the doctor's gonna come and see you.

He's gonna fix that other eye to match the bad eye.

So I'm gonna have two bad eyes?

No, you're gonna have one, but they're gonna look just alike.

What you doing that shit, man? It pisses me off.

I was trying to walk down the stairs the other day, I fucking tripped, damn it, I broke my neck.

I tried to grab the left side of the handrail, I can't grab the handrail, I misjudge it all the damn time.

You just gotta be more careful.

What you expect? Look at my eyeball. Look at that shit.

I'm strange looking. I walk down the fucking mall trying to get some pussy,

girl don't give me no pussy, my cousin look at my fucking eye.

Mr. Dumont, I don't even pay attention to your eye. You still look very good to me.

You just saying that shit because you my nurse, you're supposed to say that shit.

Nobody want to go without one of the cockeyed motherfuckers.

Look at this, I can't even see that shit.

I can see this side, I can see all that shit, can't see none of this shit.

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