Hogtied Bastinado

They're going to be very well in your big, old mouth.

Oh, no.

They're going to be so smelly.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Oh.

One.

Oh.

Two.

Oh.

Don't you spit them out.

OK.

Oh, God.

Silence is a nice thing.

One more laugh, my dear, for your pretty little mouth.

You're ready for some really hard blows.

Oh, first good one.

There we go.

So here's the rule, Miss Lydia.

I'm going to give you 20 hard, vicious cranks with the cane.

And you're not allowed to move or make a sound.

And every time you move, guess what happens?

We start all over again on your pretty soles of your feet

with no mercy at all.

So you think you can be silent and not move during 20 cranks?

Oh, really?

That would be lovely.

Then you'd get it over with real quick.

But you know, truth be told, sometimes I lose count.

I do.

And when I lose count, we start all over again.

Yeah, I know it's not fair, but I'm in charge, not you.

Isn't that the way it goes?

I'm in charge, not you.

There we go.

Nicely done on the toes.

Just trim off the little ends.

It's much cuter.

There we go.

Ah, good thing I worked out my arms today, isn't it?

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