Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine.

If you said yes, then I've got just the magazine for you.

It's called "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine."

Finally, a magazine entirely devoted to boobs being held by hands.

Of course, you'll get the classic boob holders from other magazines like Demi Moore and Janet Jackson.

But with "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine," there's so much more.

You'll get the common boob holds and, of course, the crossover.

You'll see beautiful boobs that should be held and others that should never have had hands on them at all.

Yuck.

You'll also get handheld boobs that will make you think and some that will make you laugh.

And each week, "Holding Your Own Boobs Magazine" will feature new and insightful articles on how you can hold your own boobs.

But it doesn't stop there, does it, Will Ferrell?

That's right, Sarah.

You'll also see men holding their boobs.

Guys like Kerry Kittles of the New Jersey Nets and CEO of Wendy's, Dave Thomas.

But not too much of that.

This is no queer magazine.

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