Honey, I Shrunk Your Parents
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I am so tired of hearing your parents slurp and smack during dinner, so I took matters into my own hands... Sorry, I shrunk your parents, and now im going to slurp and smack on them so they know what its like, maybe i'll even swallow them... don't worry i'll eat you too...
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Listen, babe, I know you've been asking me
if I've heard from your parents for the last few days,
and I've told you no, and you have told me
that you're going to report them missing,
and I guess it's time that I really,
I need to tell you the truth, okay?
Let's have a serious conversation very quickly.
You know how we went out to dinner
with your parents the other night,
and I just seemed a little off and a little upset,
and I told you everything was fine
because I didn't want to hurt your feelings,
and I really didn't want to hurt your feelings
or your parents' feelings,
or I just didn't want the drama that night.
So I just kind of took action
and took matters into my own hands,
and I may have hung out with your parents
after you went home.
Did we make up?
Absolutely the fuck not, we did not make up.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Listen, I'm trying to tell you something,
and I need you to take me serious.
This isn't a joke.
Did I make up with your parents?
I think by now they definitely know that I shrunk them,
and they've been trying to talk to me,
but you can't really hear them.
It just sounds kind of like a bug.
You want to see them?
Okay, but promise me you're not gonna take them
because you don't understand, this clinical trial,
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