I accidentally scratched his car and he accidentally cummed in me.
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I accidentally scratched his car and he accidentally cummed in me.
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Oh, good morning. - Morning.
Listen, I gave you the car keys yesterday. - Mm-hmm.
Where did you put them?
Yeah, okay.
Just drive safe.
What do you mean?
Well, there's something wrong with your steering wheel. It's very bad. I'm parked in the wrong place. I got scratched.
Did you scratch yourself?
Just a little.
Wait, what are you saying?
Wait, you scratched yourself behind the fence?
Well, I was parking, it was dark, the black car was standing there, you know, with a star. And I hurt her a little.
Wait, you mean the Mercedes next door?
I guess.
Well, don't worry, nobody saw it.
Wait, I don't get it. You scratched the car, and the Mercedes next door?
Well, it's not what I scratched, but I banged it a little while while I was parking.
You ran into a neighbor's Mercedes?
Shit, it's not that big a deal. Nobody saw it, nobody was there, it's okay.
Are you sure there was no one there?
Yeah, well, it was night.
Where did you park?
Like where she left it. Man, I barely parked, man. The steering's not working.
Did you leave your car near Mercedes?
What's the big deal?
What the fuck?
What?
Shit, I gotta go.
What's up?
What's in there?
Okay, I get out, and there's a neighbor standing by his car yelling at everybody.
All right, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done, we'
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